Tweets From My Cat

Everyone is online these days:


Hey, why not follow Pleated Jeans on Twitter?

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80 Responses to Tweets From My Cat

  1. Allison says:

    Love it! I’ll tell Sasha she needs to follow Cloey’s tweets.

  2. Mike Boozer says:

    This is good shit


  3. Raul says:

    LOL…funny! Very very funny!

  4. Great post! I love it!

  5. wolke205 says:

    Very nice! U should have a look and follow @hollythekitty on there. Meow!


  6. Kate says:

    “Owner just placed me in front of a bug and asked me to eat it. What do I look like, an exterminator?”

    That made me laugh out loud at work. Thank you for that!

  7. anwa says:

    I wish I had a cat so I could follow its twitter feed… 🙂

  8. adamansel says:

    My dog gets ahold of my iPhone sometimes and tweets as well. Who knew he knew how to set up a Twitter account!

  9. Marvi Marti says:

    OMG that is great! My dog has a twitter account, started as a joke that took on a life of it’s own. Never thought to give the kitten her own.

    Thanks for the laughs!

  10. lawyergal says:

    lol my cat has a voice of her own, bet she’d tweet if she could!

  11. What is with our obsession with cat-based internet humor? Seems like we can’t get enough.

    • Lindsay says:

      Damn good question. I don’t get it, really. Is it b/c cats are elusive creatures we can never truly understand?

  12. Adam Day says:

    Asked the cat to eat the bug…LOVE IT hahaha
    I do that all the time with mine LOL

  13. Sounds way to much like my cats.

  14. Agatha82 says:

    Love it 🙂

  15. josh1340 says:

    Good stuff….cats that tweet. Very clever.

  16. So funny! I have written blogs about my cat Miracle. They certainly provide a lot of material.

  17. Nice! Thanks for blogging

  18. Lisa says:

    That is funny! What a lovely cat she is too!

  19. Jana says:

    Could be one of my cats. I’ve got six of them, or better, they’ve got me . . . lol

    “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”

  20. missdisplaced says:

    LOL! Obviously a person who knows cats well.

  21. thecodger says:

    Your cat puts me to shame. I’m not even on the Twitter yet! I’ve noticed a lot of animals on it, though.

    The Codger

  22. Robert Bain says:

    Beats the hell out of most of the human tweets I read – if only cats could talk

  23. Nice! And reality isn’t too far behind — Sony has apparently created a tweeting cat collar:

  24. thebigshowatud says:

    haha. mine wakes me up at 5am to show me just how empty the bowl is. -_-

  25. Susan says:

    Totally made me laugh out loud! Thanks for that.
    Why oh why do they like the keyboard so much?????

  26. courbebleue says:

    HAHAHA ! good utilisation of twitter I guess, it is right perfect for a animal to shoot thoughts on TWITTER (pit pit), otherwise, it’s boring. I love so much imagining what animals are thinking of life and of us, humans. It reminding me that I had ounce created a website for my cat, and wanted to put his life online, it was ten years ago!! good idea! Thank you

  27. I think my cat was typing this… I swear she doesn’t know what it means to sleep in… except 4 am when the birds are up she is waking me to feed her.

  28. Simon says:

    I was just about to follow the cat but then thought, “Simon, you’re 28. Do you really want to be following a cat?”. So I’ve opted out, but great idea 🙂

    Simon @

  29. Jim Hagen says:

    Grow up, people. This is why the internet shouldn’t be free.

  30. queen_abby says:

    Being a cat owner myself, I can relate…great job

  31. Jeeves says:

    We’re cats. We tweet. Get over it.

  32. mainwasteuser says:


  33. habakkuk24 says:

    Hilarious! love the shower tweet. Sometimes my cat (Tucker) won’t even wait until I am out! There have been several times when he has climbed in with me! I fix him though. I just step away from the shower spray and let him have it! Watching a cat scurry on a slick shower floor is simply gutbusting. LOL!

  34. Haha, loved the tweet to the dog. I’m pretty sure my own Mimi says that to my cousin’s skunk-ish shihtzu. Great post! 🙂

  35. Skydancer (Guardian Angel) says:

    If I was to follow popular Twitter sites then I’d have to change my cell phone so it doesn’t buzz me every time I get a message. Nahhh. Twitter ain’t fer me! 🙂

  36. Skydancer (Guardian Angel) says:

    I LOVE the kitty tweets though! 🙂

  37. Lulu says:

    I was hoping to read something like “twtwtejjf pkm” the result of your cat’s stepped on the keyboard, hehe. Then you translated into your own language,
    but this was nice too though

  38. sayitinasong says:

    I wanna follow cloeycat!!! LOL!!

  39. sayitinasong says:

    ps. I am following- just clicked follow of cloeycats page… ;o)

  40. Olivia says:

    “slept only 20 hours today…..”- thats me..
    Terrific post, very clever and unique.. besides, I love cats

  41. honey says:

    hahahaha good one! 🙂

  42. Twitter is for people with too much ADD to blog…so I guess it would work well for cats. I quite certain all my cats have ADD…

  43. ximunsays says:

    Dood, the Internet isn’t free. Besides, what’s wrong with tweeting cats?

    Lol Jeff I guess you have a lazy cat, instead of tweeting that we’re still asleep at 5am mine takes initiative and proceeds to wake us up. I suspect she’s trying to weaken us by reducing our amount of sleep, so that she can eventually take control of the household.

    Good stuff, I’m following cloey on Twitter in case she tweets again.

  44. NiceArtLife says:

    Very entertaining, I laughed a lot reading the tweets of your cat 😉

  45. gealach says:

    My pets aren’t on Twitter yet, they do have a Facebook page, though 🙂

  46. Loved it!!!!! Super funny.
    You should see what my ‘Dat’ wrote on my blog!

    • What is Dat, dragon?

      I think this is interesting idea for our pets to participate our community world such as Twitter. By doing this activity, we can improve our understanding about our pets more than now.

  47. Roee P-ong says:


  48. AlyssaM says:

    freakin hilarious.

  49. alexanderfogleman says:

    Cat: *Headbutt* LOVE ME *bonk* LOVE ME *bonk* LOVE ME.

    Yah, I tweet for my cat as well, its always amusing.


  50. Bamola says:

    Very cute! I got some good laughs!

  51. I’ll try to ask my pet to open his twitter ID. She has spoken with us very well up to now so that if I ask her, she will certainly open his ID. Please look forward to my pet’s opening his twitter.

  52. This is the first time that I saw animal’s twitter. I ask my pet to participate this wonderful animal twitter world.

  53. You got to love that cat!

  54. Fuzzy Logic says:

    Now, that’s a LOLCAT! xD

  55. antoeknee2 says:

    This is great!

  56. nick says:

    meow man !

  57. I call you a fraud.

    Considering the quality of language used, I see three cases:

    1. Your cat has language skills that are ridiculuously above average for a cat. (Not impossible, but highly unlikely.) I think we all know how the typical cat actually expresses himself, courtesy of the cheeseburger network.

    2. Your software has auto-correction that actually works. (Yeah, right…)

    3. You are a fraud.

    On the balance of probabilities, I would go with 3.

  58. Nevermoraven says:

    Thanks for making me laugh! 😀 It seems like all cats behave similarly…

  59. I’ve tried to persuade my cat Fina to become more technologically savvy. I even tried to fool her into thinking that ‘tweeting’ involved actual birds. She just looked at me disdainfully from over the rim of her book. Oh well, stupid me, trying to compete with Proust.

    Enjoyed your tweets – thanks!

  60. Lu says:

    That was funny. I have posted a few things about Twitter on my blog as well. This was a good post.

  61. Sweet! My cats (all three of them) and my dog have Facebook accounts. One of the cats is dead, so I update it as if she’s speaking from Heaven. I’m hopeless.

  62. Super Girl Sarah says:

    Got a good laugh! Nice!

  63. I’m thinking to start training my cat to start using twitter 😉
    Great post !!!!! love it 😉

  64. Pat says:

    This was so cute! I love it and it made me laugh….good thing, cuz it’s Monday morning and I am dreading going to work!! This made my morning a bit lighter!! Thanks….and keep the tweets coming, they are really very funny!

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