Monthly Archives: April 2010

Poseidon Answers Your Questions

We all worship Poseidon and pray to him daily for such things as the safe passage of our ships, bountiful nets of fish and “hot mermaid action.” However, few of us mortals know much about the personal life of this … Continue reading

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Piggyback Rides Replace Cigarettes as New Prison Currency

Piggyback rides have replaced cigarettes as the preferred type of currency in the San Quentin Correctional Facility in Marin County, California, according to prison officials. The move comes largely due to decreased demand for cigarettes within the borders of the … Continue reading

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Where Should You Pee? [Flowchart]

Click Image to Enlarge —— If you liked this, then other humor blog posts you may like include: How Different Animals Are Spending Their Tax Refunds (CHARTS) How To Trick People Into Thinking You’re A Vegetarian A Series Of Facebook … Continue reading

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How to be a Bully

Are you tired of looking around your school and seeing a bunch of puny nerds running the show? Do you need a way to relieve all that pent-up rage that keeps building up inside you? Ever feel like those hands … Continue reading

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The Movie Monster Maid Service

Life is too short to spend it cleaning dishes and mopping floors! Save yourself from the weekly “horrors” of chores and hire the Movie Monster Maid Service. Our trained staff of vampires, werewolves, mummies, swamp monsters and zombies is here … Continue reading

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How to be a “Grizzled Old Coot”

One of the biggest perks of growing old is the ability to become a “grizzled old coot.” We’ve all seen curmudgeonly old men with their sourpuss frowns and “ah, hooey” attitudes and dreamt about a life untethered by social etiquettes … Continue reading

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7 Street Fighter Celebrity Endorsements

With the announcement that the third installment of the Marvel vs. Capcom franchise will finally be released next year, all of your favorite Street Fighter characters have once again been thrust into spotlight. Back in their heyday of the 1990s, … Continue reading

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