Monthly Archives: March 2010

A Series of Facebook Updates Sent From the Bottomless Pit

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Monopoly Land Police Reports

2:36 AM: A Top Hat was found unconscious with multiple knife wounds in the back alley of the 3100 block of Baltic Avenue. Though medics rushed the Top Hat to St. James Place Medical Hospital, the victim was deemed “unwearable” … Continue reading

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How To Meet Women

As the old saying goes, “there’s plenty of fish in the sea.” And whether you’re trying to hook a meaningful relationship with an attractive rainbow trout or simply looking to get a little orange roughy in the sack, catching one … Continue reading

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I Guess I’m Not That Into S&M After All

Well this is embarrassing. I’m not even two minutes into my first BDSM experience, and here I am already screaming the safe word (apricot) at the top of my lungs. I tell you, I really thought it would be a … Continue reading

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A Cult Leader’s Cover Letter and Resume

Dear Believers of the Heavenly Fence, I would like to express my interest in the “Cult Leader” job position you currently have posted on Craigslist. I have several years of experience molding the fragile minds of the depressed and hopeless … Continue reading

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More Bad Captions

—— If you liked this, then other humor blog posts you may like include: Bad Captions A Motivational Speech From The Hang-In-There Cat Let’s Go Berry Picking!

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How to be Reincarnated as a Shark

Have you ever looked into the mirror and thought to yourself, “Man, I really wish I had a couple extra rows of razor-sharp teeth.” If so, then chances are you’re looking to abandon that pasty, uber wussy body of yours … Continue reading

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