Monthly Archives: December 2009

Merry Christmas!

Happy holidays everyone! Holiday traditions are one of the most cherished and coveted familiarities of the years. For example, my favorite annual Christmas holiday tradition is not working (followed closely by donning now my gay apparel). In honor of this … Continue reading

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An Interview With God

Recently, Pleated Jeans had the opportunity to sit down with God for an intimate interview (to learn more about how this interview came about and what God is like in person, please review this previous post). This historic and mind-blowing … Continue reading

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An Interview With God – Preview

Since the beginning of time, few things have been more beloved and worshipped than God (save for maybe the sun and Ronnie James Dio). And yet, for all his celebrity, very little is known about this influential man-about-the-galaxy. The majority … Continue reading

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The Holiday Inn Abandoned Van

For a unique and affordable way to enjoy your next stay in beautiful Detroit, Holiday Inn now proudly offers a new way to stay in luxury – the Holiday Inn Abandoned Van. Conveniently located just minutes from such attractions as … Continue reading

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House-Sitting for Kim Jong-il

Dear Kim Jong-il, Hi! How is everything going in the secret underground nuclear testing facility? Good, I hope – have you been wearing that lead vest I made you? Anyway, I don’t mean to interrupt your plans for world domination … Continue reading

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How To Embarrass Your Child From Long Distance

From the terrible twos and puberty all the way up to teen angst and the dreaded goth phase, raising kids sometimes seems like 18 years of hard labor. Putting up with all those temper tantrums and snotty comments can be … Continue reading

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New Street Advertisements

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