Monthly Archives: September 2009

Health Alert: Hugging Sharks May Result in Lost Limbs, Death

Thanks to their “tough guy” appearance, substantial size, and cute, adorable flippers, sharks have long been considered one of the most “huggable” animals of the sea. Indeed, who among us hasn’t ever thought about wrapping our arms around the warm, … Continue reading

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Please Place All Babies Properly in the Overhead Compartment

Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 2425. As you find your seat, we would like to remind you that all passengers are allowed a maximum of two carry-on babies only. If your baby is small enough, please take it now and … Continue reading

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How to Look Cool While Holding a Gun

Whether you’re the man robbing the convenience store or the clerk defending the cash register, you may one day find yourself in a situation where you need to use a gun. And when that day comes, you don’t want to … Continue reading

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Even More Funny Street Advertisements

—— If you liked this, then other humor blog posts you may like include: More Funny Street Advertisements Funny Street Advertisements This Robot Needs to be 70 Percent More Radical

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Dear Boss, I’ve Been Farting on Your Desk Chair for the Past 6 Months

Dear Boss, I just want you to know that I have been farting on your desk chair for the past 6 months. That’s right, for the past 6 months, I have been coming into work early everyday, sneaking into your … Continue reading

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How To Pick Up A Hitchhiker

If you’re interested in picking up hitchhikers, then you’re probably one of two kinds of people: 1. A lonely road traveler looking to swap some good stories with a stranger 2. A murderer looking for an easy kill If your … Continue reading

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Dr. Awful, Did You Turn My Cat Into A Floating Head of Destruction?

Hey Dr. Awful, could you stop working on that disintegration ray for a second? I need to talk to you. You see. I just came from feeding Mr. Mittens and, well, I couldn’t help but notice that he looked a … Continue reading

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