Monthly Archives: May 2009

June is National Potty Training Month

June is just around the corner, and as always the 6th month of the year gives everyone a bevy of exciting and relevant holidays for humans the world over to enjoy (yes, even you, greasy Italians!). Of course, in observance … Continue reading

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There’s No Need To Argue

You guys! Come on, what are we doing here? We’ve been yelling at each other like a bunch of Christian Bales on a PCP bender for the past 20 minutes now! Look, obviously our opinions are just too divisive on … Continue reading

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On This Day In History – May 27th

1895:  Oscar Wilde is imprisoned for sodomy, which, if you think about it, is a lot like punishing a kid for stealing a candy bar by locking him up in a candy store. 1927: The last Ford Model T rolls … Continue reading

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The Girls Want To Go Skinny Dipping

Guys, I have big news. I just got back from Tina’s cabin, and guess what? The girls want to go skinny dipping! I know! Can you believe it? The girls? And us? Out there swimming in the lake with absolutely … Continue reading

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My Name Should Be On A Plaque Somewhere

Okay, so I was thinking the other day, “Hey, I’m pretty awesome.” This is pretty much a fact that everyone knows. How do they know? Well, I tell them, of course. All the time. But then I got to thinking, … Continue reading

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How To Get A Job In Hell

Okay, let’s just go ahead and admit it: the Jehovah’s Witnesses are right. Sure, we may not want to admit it, but by now it seems pretty obvious. And unless you’re willing to convert and give up all those fun … Continue reading

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A Day At The Shopping Mall

“Sorry, sir. We only accept cash or credit card,” the cashier said. “What? But the laughter of little children is priceless,” I replied, tickling the boy harder to prove my point. “I wish Chic-fil-A was open on Sundays,” Nancy said … Continue reading

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