Monthly Archives: March 2009

Little Bill’s Big Game Petting Zoo

It’s the weekend! Yay! What are we going to do? I know, let’s go on down to the petting zoo and pet us some animals! Totally! I’ve just been itching to rub my hands all over some wild animals! But … Continue reading

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A Day At The Hospital

“Insane? Sir, I have been a doctor for more than nine years. I assure you, I am no hack,” the physician retorted. “Well, I’ve never seen a sane doctor wearing an 18th-century tri-cornered hat before,” the patient said. “A hat? … Continue reading

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We’ll Sue Anyone!

Are you tired of lawyers telling you your lawsuits are “frivolous” or “too out there?” Then pick up the phone and call the law offices of Cooper & Smythe, because we’ll sue anyone! Did you slip on a grape at … Continue reading

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How To Safely Spin In A Carefree Circle As Butterflies Flutter Around You

Have you ever wanted to tilt your head back, laugh with delight and spin in a circle as a swarm of butterflies flutters around you? We’ve all dreamt about – according to a recent poll, the famous Butterfly Spin is … Continue reading

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Dudes, My New Bike Is Totally KILLER

Hey chumps, how’s it hanging? Loosey Goosey, I’m sure! What’s up with me you say? The reading on my ugly meter, for one – because that bad boy has been SPIKING OFF THE CHARTS ever since I pedaled on over … Continue reading

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New Cult Member FAQs

When do I get to meet Leader Tim? Only those who exude a rich aura of unquestionable divinity will be deemed worthy of a meeting with the great Leader Tim. So far, Leader Tim is the only one known to … Continue reading

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Excerpts From My Spy Novel

“Is that a red Pertino hat you’re wearing?” the man with the scar said cryptically. “Yes,” Stuart replied, “yet despite its warmth, I continue to shiver this winter night.”  The two men nodded knowingly, and the stranger took a seat … Continue reading

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